I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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