I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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