Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
how drunk are you?
Several
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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