question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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