Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
