I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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