I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize