did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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