No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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