babies were throwing up all over the place
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Randomize
