turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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