too bad you live with your parents still
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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