9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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