At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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