I wish life had little blips of pornography
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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