So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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