I wannas sexs uuuuu
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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