Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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