"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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