he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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