I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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