doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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