ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Terrible idea I love it
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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