The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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