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(312): View more from Illinois

just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"

(1-312): View more from Illinois

go get him tiger.

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(631): View more from New York

she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.

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(503): View more from Oregon

well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back

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(423): View more from Tennessee

The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

i found out she really is a mensa member

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?

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(917): View more from New York City

I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina

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(240): View more from Maryland

It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller

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(845): View more from New York

Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.

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