then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
COCAINE IS GR8
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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