So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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