He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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