I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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