scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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