Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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