What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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