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(419): View more from Ohio

Want to have sex later?

(614): View more from Ohio

This feels like a trap

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(616): View more from Michigan

who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss

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(661): View more from California

Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.

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(313): View more from Michigan

I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs

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(407): View more from Florida

The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.

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