How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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