hotel room ftw
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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