jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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