Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Couch. On fire.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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