it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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