She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Randomize
