Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
this hospital has no fireball
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Two words: blizzard sex
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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