we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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