tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Barsexuality is the new black.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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