She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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