i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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