look no pants
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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