Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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