I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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