Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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