I queefed so loud it echoed.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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