look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Randomize