Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I think im going to throw up on grandma
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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