i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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