walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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