It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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