nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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