Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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