so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Boobs are out for the taking
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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