so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Randomize
