we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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